3:41 am

  • me: -browsing through youtube, trying to find michelle phan's hairstylist buddy-
  • dad: -screams from the kitchen- HEY! COME HERE!
  • me: (rebellious teenager mode) WHYYYY
  • dad: COME HERE NOW!!!!
  • me: WHYYYYY I'M LAZYYY
  • dad: EAT
  • me: NO it's 3:42
  • 10 minutes later
  • dad: -comes into my room with a bowl of white asian pears-
  • me: ??? NOOO NOT EATINGGGG. (ruining my diet, thanks dad!)... what is it though?
  • dad: SHINKO!
  • me: what's shinko?? osshinko?
  • dad: SHINKOOO!!....stupid. -leaves-