• me: -browsing through youtube, trying to find michelle phan's hairstylist buddy-
• dad: -screams from the kitchen- HEY! COME HERE!
• me: (rebellious teenager mode) WHYYYY
• dad: COME HERE NOW!!!!
• me: WHYYYYY I'M LAZYYY
• dad: EAT
• me: NO it's 3:42
• 10 minutes later
• dad: -comes into my room with a bowl of white asian pears-
• me: ??? NOOO NOT EATINGGGG. (ruining my diet, thanks dad!)... what is it though?
• dad: SHINKO!
• me: what's shinko?? osshinko?
• dad: SHINKOOO!!....stupid. -leaves-

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